Well, I keep on trying to get started on this project for @ScienceGirlCan and it just isn’t happening.
I have to pick up the dog from the vet’s tomorrow and I need ‘dog stuff’!
Best get that today while some shops are open.
Best get out there then.
Brompton, check.
Hi-viz, check.
Helmet, check.
Bike basket, check.
I got dog food! This bag of dry food wasn’t too expensive.
Got a food bowl and a nice red lead.
What else do I need?
Oh yeah, dog water bowls!
And a dog bed!
Right, out again back to the shops!
Dog bed? Who are they kidding? It is just a flat bean bag!
But I got a couple of water bowls.
So, that’s another load of money spent, on top of the vet’s bill!
And I still haven’t told the Landlord yet…
So how much of this stuff do I give a dog?
‘One scoop for a medium dog.’
Well, how big is a scoop and what size is a medium dog then!
Also, how many times a day?
You’d better appreciate this, ‘Doggo’!