I am going to bring the dog back today.
I think I had better sort out where things should be.
Water bowl, food bowl, bed…
I think I need a hook on the door for the lead.
I could put his bed at the foot of my bed and he could sleep there. Though what if he still stinks?
Good thing is though, the landlord said that “The tenancy says ‘No Pets’, plural. You’re only having one dog, that’s singular, so it is ok.”. He will amend the tenancy for the dog anyway.
Right, back to the Vet’s. They have given him a wash and tidy up, and fixed his paw. Hopefully he will be fine with the walk back here.
I’m back.
OK dog, that’s your food bowl, I’ll put food in it later, and that is your water bowl.
You are not to chew anything that is wood, or tools, understand?
Dog toys! I knew I forgot something!
And this is where you will sleep, no farting during the night, ok?
No! Not there! That’s my bed!
Oh well, at least you don’t stink any more!
And if you need the toilet you can do that outside over there.
OK, Do you know how to sit?
SIT!
Oh, good boy! That’s a good start.
And do you have a name?
Would you like one?
Phone a friend?
50:50?
OK, we’ll have a think. In the mean time make yourself at home.
Do you have any questions?
Dinner is at 6pm.
It is not 6pm yet!
